Dijon Mustard

Forget the recession, H1N1 Flu, housing crisis, poverty, climate change, and wars in both Iraq and Afghanistan... the biggest threat to humanity - at least in the eyes of some people in the United States - is that President Barack Obama had the audacity to order dijon mustard on his hamburger

DIJON MUSTARD!!!!

Thankfully the well respected media members of FOX News have dedicated their time and effort on covering this earth shattering revalation. I can only imagine the heartbreaking conversations that millions of families are having at their dinner table tonight...

"Momma, why can't we use Dijon Mustard on our burgers like President Obama?"

*Fighting back tears*

"We'll just have to settle with plain old regular yellow mustard dear".

Evidently, FOX News believes that "Dijon Mustard" shows that President Obama is an elitist which clearly puts him out of touch with regular everyday Americans.

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!! WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!?

You'd think they'd have better things to do than to criticize anyone, let alone the President, on what they may like or dislike when it comes to food.Just imagine the outrage if Obama ever eats at Taco Time...